All the time, money, and skills...

If I had infiniti time, unlimeted money, and infinite skill, I would most certainly want a lot of bacon!! FOr my first breakfast, I would want all of my favorite cereals, bacon, and a huge glass of any drink desireable. I want a huge T-Bone steak with juices running off the plate, delicious as can be for my lunch the first day. Including a huge Pepsi chilled in a frozen mug. For my dinner, I want corn on the cob smuthered in butter and salt, a big baked potato, and a couple of burgers.

Intro to Locally Available Berkshire Jam

What is it?
Berries are grown on a really big plantation(Obviously). After being picked, they must be thoroughly cleansed. After completely clean, the berries are placed in a big mechanical bucket and start to crush them into a "pulp." After smashing them, one cup of water is added for every four cups of berries.(¼ for every cup) Then, added flavor is put in and there you go, you got delicious Jam, not plain old boring Jam.
Why is it good to eat?
it has good nutrients in it, not to mention tastes good!Jams contain anti-oxidants, which are definetaly good for you, because it flushes your system getting all crappy chemicals out.
Who sells it here?
Berkshire Berries is owned and operated by Mary and David Graves. They work on the farms and they have people that work for them to sell the jam. They also sell the jam personally.

http://www.nutritiondata.com/facts-C00001-01c21p6.html
http://www.annecollins.com/calories/calories-jelly.htm
www.berkshireberries.com

The PASTA!!

So, I filled up the bowl my family uses to cook pasta in. I took out some pasta and put it on the side. I turned the heat up on the stove and let it sit. I also added some salt to the water to give the pasta some flavor. I got very impatient and checked it every once in a while. Finally I see the bubbles at the bottom of the bowl, and then after 10 minutes of waiting, it finally starts to boil. I poured the pasta in and let it sit, after stirring a little. I had it stirred every 1 1/2 min. until 9 min had passed, and I checked it, but it was a bit too hard still. I let it be and then tried it a minute later, PERFECTION!!

My second meal

So, I was gonna have some Popeye's chicken, then I decided I wanted more hamburgers, then after my mom told me we had a Turkey leg in the fridge, so I put some salt on it. I bit into it, and I felt the slat immediately on my lips and tongue. The salt actually kind of burned my lips. The turkey was dry and cold against my tongue, and then my pallet was kinda scraped by it. I chewed on it using my back teeth. The salt gave it a tang and when I chewed it, it would crunch, and the turkey was not so smooth. Being dry, I had to drink some water, and the salt took it away. I had to use my tongue to pull the tendens from the leg, and it was a bit strained from that.

My food

my meal

Ok, so I decided to make a couple burgers. i put them in the toaster, and broiled them for 10 min on each side. I had to go out and buy some buns. It is cold outside!! I took the burgers out, after toasting the buns on the top. I got a pickle 1/2 out of the fridge, and put it on the side. These burgers were big and juicy. I bit into one, I didn't have juices run down my cheek or anything, but it was moist and warm. As I bit into the burger, the closer I got to the middle, the more rare and raw it was. I didn't mind it, it was red and it tasted good, so I was happy.
I soon finished the first burger, and it was really good, but my stomach was still fairly open. I took a bite of the 1/2 pickle, and spit out the tip. I bit and swallowed some, and it was not exactly what I wanted, and it was not good! I don't know, it was kind of too tangy, and I didn't really want it. I wound up eating 1/2 of the 1/2, which makes a 1/4 of a pickle.
Then, I bit into the second burger, somewhat dryer from sitting there. the bun soaked up the juice as well. I had to give up a bite to my dad. It was a bit more rare then the first one, but I usually enjoy it if its not cold. When ever I have a burger, theres always this little thing in it. Its kind of like a pit. It is so weird! It was enjoyable and I was full when I was done.
I reccommend to anyone who likes burgers to come downtown to the Royale!!! Its my friend's bar, and it is AMAZING!!see you there(ave c BTWN 10 & 9th streets)

my fridge is...

unexpectedly empty? I usually have a lot more stuff, but simply a few vegetables:
carrots, cucumber, lettuce, tomato
fruits:
apples and bananas!!grapes, and clementines
milk, eggs, bread, and chicken
pickles, yogurt, its makin me sicken!
tuna, ham, and salami
im gonna go play Katamari Dami
oj, apple, and dont forget the grape
drink it all before it all gets drank!